babycakesbriauna:

nikkisshadetree:

sale-aholic:

iipussh:

bromancing-the-stone:

sarahtheheartslayer:

ruinedchildhood:

The cast of Matilda reenacted the Bruce Bogtrotter cake scene for the movies 17th anniversary [x]

I really don’t think any of you understand how important this is to me.

Ummmm that chunky kid grew up to be a cutie

omgggggg she looks the same

I thought that old lady in the second gif was somebody else. Oops. #Notevensorry.

OMG OMG OMG! This is so fucking awesome!

Instant reblog

(Reblogged from veritaserumblinks)

frozendirewolf:

i wonder if they look up and react to it like 

stannis: hey guys look up

ser davos: ur grace this isn’t an appropriate time to be immatu—

ship crew: lol

other ship crew: lol

stannis: lol

(Reblogged from memewhore)

Do you think God ever gets sad? Like, “What do you mean, you don’t love yourself? I worked so hard on you….”

(Source: kingcheddarxvii)

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  • world: france what are you do—
  • france: four twenties
  • world: france stop it
  • france: four twenties ten
  • world: france that doesn't even make any sense
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  • world:
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  • france: hundred.
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rainbow-road-to-happiness:

So I went to Church today, and I found this pamphlet, thinking it would be anti gay or something

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But then I opened it and

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Religion, you’re doing it right

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(Reblogged from bunnika)

vergess:

piglii:

RIGHT OKAY SO I WAS TALKING TO MY 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN ON SKYPE ABOUT HALF AN HOUR AGO AND SHE LEFT FOR A LITTLE WHILE TO GO DO SOMETHING AND DIDN’T WANT ME TO BE LONELY, SO SHE LEFT HER PET FURBY (SHE CALLS IT “LULU”) ON A CHAIR TO “TALK” TO ME FOR A WHILE

SO I ROLL WITH IT AND JUST KIND OF BUM AROUND FOR A MINUTE WAITING FOR HER TO GET BACK WHEN SUDDENLY  A NOISE THAT SOUNDS LIKE SATAN’S ASSHOLE FARTING OUT A METALLICA SOLO COMES OUT OF THE SPEAKERS, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME LULU DECIDES TO START LAUGHING FOR A GOOD 20 SECONDS NON-STOP IN A HIGH PITCHED SCREECH

AND THEN MY COUSIN WALKED BACK IN AND EVERYTHING JUST IMMEDIATELY HALTED

NOT SURE IF I SHOULD INFORM SOMEONE THAT SHE’S PROBABLY LIVING WITH A HELL DEMON DISGUISED IN A PLUSHY PINK PACKAGE JUST WAITING TO DEVOUR THE SOULS OF THE LIVING

It’s 2014. Anyone who buys their child a furby knows exactly what sort of unholy pact they are making, trust me.

Satan’s asshole farting out a metallica solo

(Reblogged from jenniferyaniz)

eatitrecardo:

penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

You can’t cause we’ll live under water

(Reblogged from eatitrecardo)

celebrasian:

This is probably one of my most favorite things to happen on Tumblr.

(Reblogged from bestworstideaever)

tawnks:

the one thing that has stuck with me every day since my English teacher told me it in middle school is:

"When referring to someone, always say who they are before anything else about them, because being a person always comes first"

Instead of saying “the mentally ill man,” say “the man with a mental illness”

Putting someone’s characteristics (especially negative ones) before them is dehumanizing and rude. Don’t do it.

(Reblogged from bestworstideaever)

judal-is-my-spirit-animal:

lezly-odair:

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homo phobia and sexesim

Not gonna lie, this is pretty cute. 

(Reblogged from bestworstideaever)

hesreallydivine:

flecksofpoppy:

nearlyheadlessfinnick:

newcrystalcitysteel:

boysbootsnbooze:

Merica

I understand that the air force has been through budget cuts but damn

i know, they can’t even afford the new Firebolts

Are those Cleansweep Sevens???
God, so embarrassing.

(Reblogged from bestworstideaever)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

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(Source: assbutt-in-the-garrison)

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sammybitchfacewinchester:

butt-implants:

piertotum-locomottor:

stoned-levi:

wheneveryveinisredoutoftheblue:

69nd:

u-ok:

they’re here

wheres our fuckin honey

pooh bear apocalypse

apoohcalypse

apoohcalypse

watch your step, there’s pooh everywhere

poohcon 2013

(Source: benigoat)

(Reblogged from sammybitchfacewinchester)