Do you think God ever gets sad? Like, “What do you mean, you don’t love yourself? I worked so hard on you….”

(Source: kingcheddarxvii)

(Reblogged from me-myself-and-jesus)
(Reblogged from bestworstideaever)
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(Reblogged from cincodenada)
(Reblogged from pyrrhiccomedy)

rainbow-road-to-happiness:

So I went to Church today, and I found this pamphlet, thinking it would be anti gay or something

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But then I opened it and

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Religion, you’re doing it right

(Source: )

(Reblogged from bunnika)

vergess:

piglii:

RIGHT OKAY SO I WAS TALKING TO MY 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN ON SKYPE ABOUT HALF AN HOUR AGO AND SHE LEFT FOR A LITTLE WHILE TO GO DO SOMETHING AND DIDN’T WANT ME TO BE LONELY, SO SHE LEFT HER PET FURBY (SHE CALLS IT “LULU”) ON A CHAIR TO “TALK” TO ME FOR A WHILE

SO I ROLL WITH IT AND JUST KIND OF BUM AROUND FOR A MINUTE WAITING FOR HER TO GET BACK WHEN SUDDENLY  A NOISE THAT SOUNDS LIKE SATAN’S ASSHOLE FARTING OUT A METALLICA SOLO COMES OUT OF THE SPEAKERS, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME LULU DECIDES TO START LAUGHING FOR A GOOD 20 SECONDS NON-STOP IN A HIGH PITCHED SCREECH

AND THEN MY COUSIN WALKED BACK IN AND EVERYTHING JUST IMMEDIATELY HALTED

NOT SURE IF I SHOULD INFORM SOMEONE THAT SHE’S PROBABLY LIVING WITH A HELL DEMON DISGUISED IN A PLUSHY PINK PACKAGE JUST WAITING TO DEVOUR THE SOULS OF THE LIVING

It’s 2014. Anyone who buys their child a furby knows exactly what sort of unholy pact they are making, trust me.

Satan’s asshole farting out a metallica solo

(Reblogged from jenniferyaniz)

eatitrecardo:

penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

You can’t cause we’ll live under water

(Reblogged from eatitrecardo)

celebrasian:

This is probably one of my most favorite things to happen on Tumblr.

(Reblogged from bestworstideaever)

tawnks:

the one thing that has stuck with me every day since my English teacher told me it in middle school is:

"When referring to someone, always say who they are before anything else about them, because being a person always comes first"

Instead of saying “the mentally ill man,” say “the man with a mental illness”

Putting someone’s characteristics (especially negative ones) before them is dehumanizing and rude. Don’t do it.

(Reblogged from bestworstideaever)

judal-is-my-spirit-animal:

lezly-odair:

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homo phobia and sexesim

Not gonna lie, this is pretty cute. 

(Reblogged from bestworstideaever)

hesreallydivine:

flecksofpoppy:

nearlyheadlessfinnick:

newcrystalcitysteel:

boysbootsnbooze:

Merica

I understand that the air force has been through budget cuts but damn

i know, they can’t even afford the new Firebolts

Are those Cleansweep Sevens???
God, so embarrassing.

(Reblogged from bestworstideaever)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

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(Reblogged from poulovingunicorns)

sammybitchfacewinchester:

butt-implants:

piertotum-locomottor:

stoned-levi:

wheneveryveinisredoutoftheblue:

69nd:

u-ok:

they’re here

wheres our fuckin honey

pooh bear apocalypse

apoohcalypse

apoohcalypse

watch your step, there’s pooh everywhere

poohcon 2013

(Source: benigoat)

(Reblogged from sammybitchfacewinchester)

mattg124:

foxbabies:

rvndy:

hugsandhairtugs:

At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool.

Fun fact:  Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra.

This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California

or that your penis reaches all the way to California

OR EVEN that you stood in california and peed into nevada

(Source: officer-judy)

(Reblogged from mattg124)

zackisontumblr:

silenthill:

george-the-pony:

tic-tac-toe-forever:

zackisontumblr:

silenthill:

i could eat a whale and would still be hungry 5 minutes after

a whale could eat you and still be hungry 5 minutes after

you could eat Hungary and still be a whale 5 minutes after

You could eat Wales and still be in Hungary 5 minutes after

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whale then

(Reblogged from torkirby)